my top smells like womens pefume..my hands smells like vodka..and my mouth smells like lollies?

yeah..i jus came back from brads party..
fuckin shit man..not the party but me mum..
at 11.30..she called me and say..im cummin to pick u up
i was like omakod!!...mapek siaaa....
den i was so pissed i walked into this table..den all the vodka like nak jatuh
den dheel mcm oliver khan..dive den golek2 mcm shah rukh khan..ar..khan2 gak uh tu
den the vodka tunpah on my hand..aiyoo..kene sertuuu..kay takpe
den i told everyone i had to go...den gem, krist, kacy and all the other chiks
gave me a hug and a kiss.hahha...den my baju smells like womens perfume..ahaha
den..ciao..seriuzly uh..mapeks ness..paisey seyyy
Y MUM??!?!?!?!

haiz..kay moving on...
to this girl uh eh...
seriuzly uh eh..please widen up ur fuking narrow mind...
all i sed was ure hot and u go fukin telling everyone that i got feelings for u
dun u reckon its kinda childish to think that i have feelings for u jus by saying that ure hot??
please larh eh...i go no fukin feelings for ya...
stoopid fukin narrow minded *****

aiyoo...im feeling soo bingit l8ly...
i think all i need is someone to talk to...like a companion
maybe even a gf..jus maybe...
i dunno...yeah..maybe a gf...
and im not thinking long dist relationship either..

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